I have just finished a screenplay set to be filmed in February 2002, entitled, "A Receptionist In Need". My other projects are "Only In The Movies" set for a March Release and "Job Galaxy".
I think it was Shakespeare who said, "The play's the thing" and, although he's long dead and cannot elaborate on what the hell he was talking about, I guess its safe to assume he was remarking on the brilliant comedy writing of yours truly, Mark Levitt.
I would be happy to sit down with you, or stand with you (if that's your bizarre compulsion) to contribute one of my children's folk tales or invent one of your own specifications. Isn't it time you burped your inner child?
Stories
Children's Stories
I have written numerous children's stories entitled, "The Earlings", "The Sweet Bodado", "The Kissing Bee", "Buford Wiggs And The Peppermill", "Donny Doesn't Play Dodgeball", "The Mouth Of Pascu", and "The Nuzzling Buzzle".
Roasts
Roast Your Friends, Relatives, In-Laws, Even Bosses
If you have a celebrity, friend, boss, neighbor, or inlaw skewered, it would be my pleasure to do the handwork. Just answer these simple questions:
Does the subject have any disgusting habits, do they clear their throat incessantly, smoke crack, have they heavilly invested in Enron?
Do They still live with their parents, do they have any embarassing pre-existing psychological conditions, any rashes that just won't go away?...
Yes, everything is free game in a roast. Just quote me a price, and after I'm done laughing in your face, I'll get to work on your project and get ready for some serious comedy.
Click the Vanishing eyechart icon to read Mark Levitt's new article, "Signs You May Soon See At Your Doctor's Office"
songs
One of the most irritating scourges of this or any world is commercials. From the early days of TV Commercials where "madge" dunked random women's hands in a blue acidic liquid called Palmolive, through the impressively uncharismatic President of Hairclub For Men, Sy Sperling, we as consumers have truly been put through the ringer of bad advertising. So, to strike back, I have an entire gallery of fake products and promotional items. Some are listed here for your viewing cynicism.
